Date that I written this :9th April 2007

(Don’t read this post of u cannot stand porn stuff.)

Ok, today is a damn funny and horny day. I just don’t noe y kept on saying sick things or joke. Ok, tell u all these first, damn funny sia. Yesterday i was toking about red ants that bit my leg. Then my bro suddenly tok about america bulldog ants...something like that. then i said he was toking Koh Yuan Zhang's knowledge AGAIN. Then he continued toking about it. He pronounced acid as aids. Ok, typing it out is not funny but then it was very funny when he said it. During music, it was so damn funny lor. The teacher played many tunes for us to listen. . Then I don’t noe y Raey, Cheryl, Crystal and I kept on saying sick things. Crystal did not really say la, all she sick was like, “Wa lao, u all them sick leh.” Or else “I am not listening!!!”

The first tune was like someone going to creep up to u that kinda tone. Then we said that it was a guy going to rape a girl that scene.

Then the next one was a happy tune. Then we said that it was when the guy is having that thing with the girl.

One of it was like something bad is going to happen that kinda tune. Then Cheryl said that it is like a guy is going to rape a girl. Then I said the process as the tune was like getting more tensed and then in the end, it was like very relax. Then I said, “The guy was going to rape the girl, then he started taking off her clothes, then they started in out in out (U noe wad I meant). In the end, the girl and guy enjoyed it although the girl was raped.”

So we said a lot of words like tensed, excited, energy and more. I kept on laughing like siao lor. I almost forgotten this. We were like fighting over some stupid things la. this is the conversation between us.

Crystal :All ur fault la, make me 想歪。
Me :Wa, I have suck good leadership quality as I taught u all all these(u noe la).
Raey :Ya, thanks to u, I am like that now.
Cheryl :No lor, not u teach me one, it is Jun Hao.
Me :No lor, it is I teach Jun Hao then I ask him to teach u.
Cheryl :Wadeva la. I just don’t noe how u noe so many things about this. I think u will at least have sex when u are 16yrs old that is still underage.
Me :No la, I will not have sex, wait till 20yrs later then I have it. I noe next time not so troublesome ma. Must hear all those ppl with experience, then when u try it out not so difficult.
Raey :Wa, 20yrs later u r like 33yrs old. That time u damn old le la, too late to have sex le la.
Me :Aiya, I wanna have later sex so I don’t have children so early cannot arh

Then tok to Ting Yu about a stupid thing. Ok, it is equally gross. She said that so called boys are born and they immediately noe how to sex. Then I said that’s y I am learning how to do it noe (jk only, did not really meant it and I don’t noe how to sex). Then I said a very very very dumb thing. “That’s y guys are always on the top when they are having sex.” Ting Yu was like laughing like siao.

Then after sch, I just found out that Zhen Wen is the art rep of his class. He said that he was forced one. Then after that, went for lunch.

Ok, during track, also very funny. We did our warm up and today when to practice 4x100m run. Then Mr Tay wore a damn yellow jersey and pants…he looked damn toot lor. He started jogging around the track. As that time, we were at the 300m starting point trying our run-up. Then Alyson, Jolynn and Sean were like thinking wad song should they sing when he pass by. Then I heard that and started singing

It’s a sunny yellow banana day,
Do the cow so let so banana way.
Come and come on lets do the banana move,
Do the yellow banana dance.

I noe I got some mistake. This the the anyhow do part ok. Then they started following lor. We kept on singing that song as long as he pass by us.

Luckily the passing between Jolynn and I was not disastrous at all. At least did not drop the baton can le.

Then this Wednesday is Mr Lim last training with us…I am going to give it all my best on Wednesday. We will be making a little something for him. I am really going to miss him. He is like a grandfather to me. He is really adorable and funny lor. I hate u MR TANG!!! He is just so…I don’t wanna tok about him le, it makes my blood boils!!!!